Displayed inside a showcase on the elevated floor of the iconic Melbourne stadium is housed a neon pink ensemble donned by the pop star. His show in front of a massive crowd of spectators was seen as a triumph.
It's possible you appreciate the performer. Perhaps you believe he is the greatest gift to music in history. Alternatively, you may hold a reasonable stance, acknowledging that some tracks are fantastic while others are awful.
The central idea is that amusement can be delivered diversely. Tastes vary. There is not a single method to create art or even five-day cricket.
The Unrivalled Depth of The Long Game
The five-day game boasts peerless complexity. It's difficult to think of another sport where the playing is so dependent on conditions.
The elements, the session, the ball – the factors are countless. Crucially is the wicket.
If Test cricket is an artistic pursuit, the strip is the canvas on which the players paint their masterpiece.
A Test of Cubism: The Melbourne Spectacle
The recent Melbourne match between Australia and England was an abstract version of cricket, the great game broken apart and reconstructed in abstract form.
This is not a justification of the wicket which resulted in a triumph and the another short match of the contest.
Allowing 10mm of grass on the pitch, causing numerous dismissals falling in less than two days, is not a balanced duel between bat and ball.
A Varied History: The Nature of Test Cricket
But any suggestion this was a lesser event, one that should be marked with an asterisk as illegitimate, is incorrect.
The long game is a diverse canvas, over two thousand matches and still growing. Sometimes, as seen at the MCG, the ball moves excessively for the pace bowlers. Sometimes, it grips and turns on a dry surface. At other venues, the pitch is dead, other times it spits like a cobra.
The thrillers are even more exciting due to the time made in other matches.
Problem Solving: The Real Challenge
Specific conditions are embraced more freely than others.
The argument in Melbourne was that the contest was skewed excessively towards the fielding side. That the top batters were unable from demonstrating their skill.
The format is about finding solutions – assessing the conditions and responding accordingly. The top two individual contributions were made by world-class players. One team was less disciplined than the other, and thus ended up second best.
Unbridled Joy: The Supporters' View
Try telling the devotees who have endured a long drought that this wasn't compelling.
Among the crowd of the stadium, thousands waved their flags and chanted, producing a carnival vibe in a bastion of Australian cricket.
There was hope as the attack surged, momentum when batters scored quickly, and pure joy when the win was achieved.
Contrasting Examples: The Spectrum of Test Matches
The venue has previous experience with controversial surfaces. Eight years ago, a Test there featured a wicket with all the life of a pulled Christmas cracker.
That contest was a marathon, with limited drama and interminable tedium. The latest encounter and that slow Test are diametrically opposed points of the spectrum – one is not more the standard, yet value can be ascribed to both.
Four Tests into the current series, it is the two-day matches that will remain iconic in the memory.
"This isn't the end of the long game at all," said a past champion. "Fans who have been lucky enough to see these two days have been given some fantastic sport. An unusual spectacle."
Baby Steps: Building for the Future
In the lead-in to this match, the captain spoke like a man carrying the heavy burden on his shoulders.
The players responded for him, restoring the smile to his face.
Emerging talents stepped up with vital performances. These are incremental gains, certainly not enough to ensure long-term futures, but a foundation to develop from.
In the end, this MCG win takes its place among other memorable performances in dead rubbers.
As the supporters departed into a glorious Melbourne evening, the players gathered on the turf to begin their own enjoyment.
Enjoy the drink, men. It's well deserved.